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my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

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HABY BIRTDOY

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Me as a father 😂

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“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

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I have to reblog this every time 😂

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Carl Bloch - In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

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I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

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Logging into Grindr in a new city

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Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

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Salted Caramel Apple Pie

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i’m too high for this

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You call this “TMI.” I call it getting tips from the master.

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Halloween Prank

burn a piece of toast, scrape a scary message into it and then put it back into the center of the loaf of bread

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A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos

THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST

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omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they??? why so many celebs???! then i saw the caption….

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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I have been waiting for this post all my life.

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They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

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My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.