hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

people are so allergic to the concept of just saying “i don’t like this” instead of making up incoherent arguments as to why you don’t like it / why it doesn’t work. you can just say you don’t like something. not every opinion needs to go to trial.

"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.

watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

Yall know when they film pornos the erections arent real right. Its just someone below a stage moving it on a wire like the muppets

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”