"so adorable" - erb

Wow that sex was poggers but I'm hear to tell you about the entire chronology of the plane crash in the Andes

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

there are a lot of female characters where you can say that lesbian sex would fix them but it's kind of even more fun when it wouldn't. like clearly she wants to be having it but it would make everything worse and ruin her life. and i would like to see it.

ilya rozanov voice sorry i wept into the soft cradle of your body do you still think i'm a top

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

for my cereal

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs