I like books and also other things.

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

My ass loves a simmer sauce because you can put whatever the fuck you want in there. My ass is buying the pre-made butter chicken sauce and I’m just throwing in chickpeas and onions and broccoli and carrots and meatballs and who is going to stop me? This is my wet food for girls. And it fucks.

this was the same day as the Belmont Stakes that year, which I remember because the crowd at Belmont Park was quieter and more subdued for Smarty Jones losing the Triple Crown than they were for Reagan dying

Jerking my meat in the backrooms.

The Jackrooms

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny