The Futurus Satoshi

This is Going On in your Mind or Processing Unit Right NOWWW. Synapse – A Tanka Poem by Sappho ____WITHIN FLOATING FARM A SECRET Sea Foam Fertile Fields and the Hover Farmers Who Tend them Next Time on; Venice Cartesian I fear my SynapseSpidering and Turbulent.It has rife TendrilsAnd a Galactic conscienceWhen it purrs I feel frightened Dearest Sappho,

The Voidz play the Moon. Thanks to Casablancas and crew, space will never be the same. Music has reached the cosmos.

Fame. Glory. Laughter. Noises. The story remains the same. Riff after cosmic riff, the Voidz play the void. Christening the first performance venue on Earth’s only natural satellite, the band stunned in the inaugural off world rock concert. Casablancas and company belted out their new album and a selection of favorites to a sold out crowd in Club Luna, the Moon’s preeminent music hall.  A…

What do famously creative people think about the origin of creativity itself? We went to FanExpo to find out. Read the answers and feel inspired. Can creativity be developed or is in innate? Perhaps that's up to you. #news #art #comics #movies #tv #scifi

John Jay kept hitting refresh on his browser, but no luck, he made sure his power was on, it was, then finally he cleared off the cats sunbathing in his Starlink receiver dish in the backyard, but still, nothing. Just a dead signal. All he wanted was to finishing watching the once in a lifetime Men’s World Cup final between the United States of North America and the Brazilian Union.  His…

Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30

Stepping foot on the mound as a major league starter for the first time, newly manufactured humanoid Sandy Koufax ~ Bot was the unknown quantity in the Brooklyn Dodgers pitching rotation. Artificially intelligent manager Chuck Dressen decided to play him on Jackie Robinson Day, and Koufax-Bot easily rose to the task, baffling opposing batters all afternoon. In front of a capacity crowd at the…

TESLA SPACE ROADSTER CARJACKED Interstellar police report Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster stolen in space #tesla @tesla @spacex @futurussatoshi #futurenews #electric #news #breaking #spacex #futurism #rockets #nasa #model3 #modelT #scifi #books #coffee #dogs

Crime Log Via Jabbathehomers Feed: SENTRY MODE ACTIVATED …Outerspace… Interstellar police report that Elon Musk’s Tesla SpaceRoadster has been stolen. Last seen just beyond Jupiter Orbit, Earth Astronomers from Pan-STARRS1 confirm losing visual tracking after 01:00 this morning. Police say they are basing their report on data from Pan-STARRS and an anonymous alien source. They refuse to…

Robotic Labor Unions Strike in Milan

Travelers and commuters in Milan, Italy faced delays yesterday as robotic labor unions staged a 24-hour strike, disrupting transport services, automotive factories, and public schools. Home to the national stock exchange, Milan is Italy’s financial hub. Its restaurants, shops, Gothic Duomo di Milano cathedral, and the Santa Maria delle Grazie convent, housing Leonardo da Vinci’s mural “The Last…

Drug Kingpin Escapes Ryugu Asteroid Prison

Under the cover of a calamitous prison riot, interplanetary Soma kingpin, Alexander “Umbra” Lanza, walked right out of the 162173 Ryugu penal colony last night, through an oxygenated, well lit, professionally dug tunnel. While prisoners fought to the death on the surface of the celestial rock hurtling through space, a calm, cigarette smoking Lanza, strolled in magnetized boots, down an…

A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers On Waterworld Gliese 1214b

What began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission before midday on exoplanet Gliese 1214b, referred to as, the Waterworld. Invited to cover “The Eddie”, being held for the first time on a planet in the Ophiuchis constellation, I found myself shocked at the expansive, aquatic beauty of Gliese 1214b. The crisp blue…

The Voidz play the Moon. Thanks to Casablancas and crew, space will never be the same. Music has reached the cosmos.

Fame. Glory. Laughter. Noises. The story remains the same. Riff after cosmic riff, the Voidz play the void. Christening the first performance venue on Earth’s only natural satellite, the band stunned in the inaugural off world rock concert. Casablancas and company belted out their new album and a selection of favorites to a sold out crowd in Club Luna, the Moon’s preeminent music hall.  A…

Ice Cube Whales of Enceladus Spark Intra Galactic Environmental Debate. Nestle Water company's extraction of Enceladus Ice hides gruesome discover of nearly 100 frozen whales. Greenpeace has dispatched it activist spaceships.

Ice tankers lift one cubic mile blocks of frozen fresh water into the black of space above Enceladus, Saturn’s moon, and the most abundant source of H2O in the near solar system. The planet’s rings shine as massive chains and hooks hold the gigantic ice cube while it dangles from the belly of the tanker ships. A fleet of 7 space tankers have made their latest pickup and are scheduled to return to…

Huawei Hijacks Hoboken. Chaos erupted in New Jersey late last night as Hoboken's entire electronic infrastructure went haywire. Traffic lights started blinking deep red and beeping out the People’s Union Republic of China's national anthem.

Chaos erupted in New Jersey late last night as Hoboken’s entire electronic infrastructure went haywire. Traffic lights started blinking deep red and beeping out the People’s Union Republic of China’s national anthem. Money littered the streets as ATMs and Bitcoin machines spit out all the bills from their cash drawers, and digitized storefront billboards all flashed odd products and began running…

An autonomous robotic prostitute was placed under arrest yesterday after stabbing and killing a man following a monetary dispute in a New Aldrin City parking lot Friday night.

At approximately 24:20 hours on Caligula 16th, Mars federal police hovered to a knife attack at 857 Dr. Manhattan Avenue, in the shade of the gigantic Dow Chemical Red Planet Building. When the feds arrived, titanium…

What does a “Greater Galactic Mars” mean anyway? If you ask Chief Executive Officer, Ksum Nole, leader of the Minerva corpocracy, the fastest growing country in the galaxy, sprawled across the Hellas Planitia on the lowest lying plain of Mars, he’s made himself very clear. 

“I think if you’re going to choose a place to die, then Mars is probably not a bad choice…, and as we continue to achieve…

Hoover Dam Gets Antimatter Facelift

“Warp speed Mr. Sulu,” was the order given by Hoover Dam’s Chief Engineer, Michael McCarmichael, this morning at 9:01 am, as the newly renovated hydroelectric station is formerly converted into the world’s first Matter-Antimatter Power Plant.

The Colorado River is now free from it’s long and honorable duty creating power for the American southwest. An admirable job done, the river’s depths…

A Whiff of Fascism

Is waiting for the 2020 election too late?

That’s what a local group of peaceful, non-violent resistors, who gathered together in a small Philadelphia diner believe wholeheartedly.

Calling themselves Refuse Fascism, the collective of individuals have one major goal. The end of the Trump/Pence “Regime.”

Around 30-40 people talked to one another, shared art, and shared opinions for about…