#antimatter

who are you/ hot gym guy/ kickboxer!noah

i feel like you would've met him at the gym, he's an amazing teacher and the two of you quickly become close. you meet up outside of the gym sometimes to go to the cinema when there's a new movie out that you want to see, or to go out and try a new restaurant/bar that opened in your city! one day, you come to the gym in the morning after going out on a date with some random guy the night before, and he makes a comment about how you're glowing, and asked if you got lucky last night and you scoff. you tell him the guy was an asshole and it was a waste of time, and that you've officially gone one year without sex now, and he's surprised by that. he's like "wow.. you can always come to me if you ever want to change that" and you assume he's joking, so you're like "yeah why not! it's just a workout in bed..." not realising he was being serious... so you go back to his place after the gym, and he's like "so about that bedroom workout😏" and before you know it, your legs are wrapped around his waist, your nails digging into his big biceps, and you're thanking the gym gods for giving him this stamina. once it's over, and he's helping to clean you up, you ask him if this changes anything and he's like not if you don't want it to... but if you ever find yourself needing a private personal trainer again... 😏 then you go right into round 2

antimatter noah

he's your sweet best friend for years, but one drunken night, everything changes. he'd just broken up with his girlfriend for the 15th time, and you were in need of stress relief, so you found your bodies tangled together in his sheets. the next morning, you both agree that it meant nothing, you both just needed someone, and if you didn't fuck each other, then it would've been some random from the club. but after that, every time he's having problems with his girlfriend or they've broken up again, he comes to you for comfort. that comfort being sex. you don't mind the first few times, you want it too, but after five times you start to feel like he's just using you for sex, and when you bring it up he starts an argument. you don't feel like he's your sweet best friend anymore...

mechanic/hedonist!noah

i've never talked about him on here because i don't even know where to fucking start, but in my most shameful moments (ovulation) i can never stop about dirty hoe fuck buddy noah, who is essentially hedonist!noah if he were your best friend that you hook up with for fun, so i'll just mix the two of them together here!! it's the story of hedonist, where you're working at your uncles shop and this fucking guy starts, but you actually become friends instead of "hating" him. when the two of you are locked in the workshop that night, and you're playing never have i ever (though in this version of the story, you're not a virgin), he asks if you've ever had your pussy ate, and you say no and he's like what the fuck?? want me to do it for you?... and y'know what, you're locked in for the night with him, so why not! and holy shit, he's good at it. because you know his reputation for being a fuckboy, you decide to just stay friends... however, you can't let a man who can do shit like that with his tongue get away. so on nights where you can't sleep, you'll send him a text saying you can't sleep and you're thinking about him, and he'll be like oh yeah? show me 😏 so you send him a video of you masturbating. sometimes you're just rubbing your clit, sometimes fingering yourself, sometimes using your toys. he'll reply in moments with a "unlock the door. i'm on my way" but this also goes both ways, because some nights you'll get a video of him fucking his fist followed by "i'm at a party but i've come to the bathroom to jerk off because i can't stop thinking about you" "there's a girl who wants me to fuck her and her best friend. i'm gonna be thinking of u the whole time" ohhhh which leads me onto the jealousy!!! he'll always brag about the girls he's fucked, the things he's done the night before, or what he's got planned for tomorrow to make you jealous. but again, it goes both ways because sometimes you'll tell him about how good you got fucked the night before, how the guy you were with actually knew how to touch you, or that you came four times in a row. it'd always end with the two of you locking yourselves in the bathroom at work, you'd be bent over the sink, he's have his fingers wrapped in your hair, your panties stuffed in your mouth to keep you quiet. but other times you’ll just fuck because you’re bored, like you’ll just be hanging out at his place as friends, and one minute you’re watching tv together and the next you’re bouncing on his dick, or he's rubbing your clit while still having a casual conversation with you. oh god i love this guy. and as for the dirty hoe part, that came to me because of how fucking gross this guy is. i was watching a noah stream and the way he would just burp so shamelessly (reminding me he's literally just a man) made me think that's exactly what hedonist!noah would be like. i just know he's so disgusting. he'll fuck girls with his unwashed dick, straight from work without showering first so he's stinky and sweaty. his bed has cum stains on which he wont bother washing until you force him to, his bedroom (and his car) stinks of weed, but unfortunately, when i'm horny out of my mind... i find myself daydreaming of him 💔

there are some pictures that perfectly encapsulate dirty hoe fuck buddy noah, which i will share here because i can <3

sugar daddy/velvet!noah

oh my darling boy... he's the best friend who would give you anything you want. he's not your sugar daddy exactly, and you've been friends since before he had all the money, but he makes sure you never have to worry or go without. he'll send you money just because he wants to, and you'll show him what you bought with it, and thank him. he'll fly you out to see him on tour (first class of course) and he'll take you away on vacation for your birthday every year. the two of you are so close, and you talk about anything and everything, and he opens up to you about how he's not had sex in six months, not even a handjob or anything. he's being careful when it comes to groupies, and he doesn't trust girls he finds online, but y'know, he's a guy and sometimes he just wants his dick sucked. so you offer. you tell him he does so much for you, it's the least you can do. and he's a little unsure at first, he doesn't want to ruin your friendship and youre like pfft of course it won't! we can just help each other out every now and then when we need it... and from that one blowjob, he decides he doesn't need hookups anymore, if you're happy with this arrangement, because it's perfect. you're his best friend, he trusts you with everything.. now including his body. and oh boy, if you thought he spoiled you before... for every orgasm you give him, he gives you three. some nights when you're away and can't sleep because you're misisng home- whether you're on a trip in another country, or on the road with him, he tells you that an orgasm is nature's sleep aid, and asks if you want him to help you. he'll have random sex toys that you'd been looking at online delivered to your house, with a note saying he hopes you enjoy it, and of course you send him a video of you trying it for the first time (if he isn't there in person to watch) and when you go out on dates, you'll always send him a picture of the lingerie you're wearing beneath your outfit, which his money paid for, knowing you're not going to let your date see it but noah will <3