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dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

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fluffyartbl0g

luffy IS selfish. By @ace-no-isha

unpeeled-human

nocturnal-necromancer

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

parkchanwoohoo

diamondringsandgutterbones

"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

heating-element

girl your abelism. girl your inexplicable capitalistic worldview. girl your view of labour productive for capital being directly tied to your worth as a person. but also really holy shit girl your abelism!

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perfectday1972

sometiktoksarevalid

creatingblackcharacters

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

signiorbenedickofpadua

this fanfiction shit is easy

signiorbenedickofpadua

wait I thought of something funnier

wewerealltoblame

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

greatlordfluffernutter

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

goodgamegrumps

nil-the-glitch

Happy fuckteenth

fairycosmos

hey idk how to articulate this part of being mentally ill but basically i feel like my life has been stolen from me in the most literal way and i can’t explain it without sounding like im making a million pathetic excuses

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twerklina

I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

wewerealltoblame

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

greatlordfluffernutter

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

goodgamegrumps

nil-the-glitch

Happy fuckteenth

zandergb

astromechapunk

This is how it's done:

eatalotofdirt

And this is how you homage it:

everydayconman

Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

crimsoncadmium

We even got live action slide

bellatrixmelody

The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.

So, I ride a motorcycle and I know at least the theory of doing a power slide (still cool but you don’t slide nearly so much and you need a pretty light bike to do it most of the time). You have to lock the back wheel until your back wheel looses grip on the road and then turn sharply to the left. Rear wheel slides and the front wheel turns.

But how do you lock the back wheel you might ask? Well with your rear break of course.

WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY UNDER YOUR RIGHT FOOT! How the FUCK is he locking the back wheel, with his shifter on his left foot??? Not possible. The creators of Akira knew it, and so did everyone that homaged it. The post above gets it right even if he’s likely on a slider and being pulled back.

vespertinecat

This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn't work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.

moringmark

badwolfbadwolf

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

leeshajoy

There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.

randomslasher

The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage”

avalonlights

How it feels to have curated your space in fandom

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fruitpilled-peachcel

magical-girl-tetia

Bruh your fault for touchin his damn orjanje

april

aniseandspearmint

thats the TOADS ORANGE

suspicioustoads

You leave my brethren's orange alone! He fought hard for that orange! Do you even know the price of oranges these days?

phantomrose96

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

phantomrose96

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

hasufin

See, I think of being on Tumblr as more like one of those weird deep-sea fishes, the kind that dies when you expose it to light and low pressure.

Sure, I live in an environment replete with unimaginable stresses; you put your average Twitter or Facebook user here and they'd be a goner.

But by that same token, I've tried being on mainstream social media, and that was Not Okay. I'm just not adapted for those conditions. I am not a beautiful coral reef fish; I am a haunting creature of the depths, perfectly adapted to a strange world and unable to survive outside of it.

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