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vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

I really don’t think Doctor Who is ever gonna top the image of the 12th Doctor striding away from Gallifrey, coat absolutely eating the wind, sunglasses perfectly perched on his face, one hand casually holding an electric guitar.

I hope this post didn’t discourage them from making more. Just because you’ve already hit peak doesn’t mean you can’t keep going...

Hmmm I would argue they topped it exactly once, the following season, with the image of a 60s Cyberman emerging from the mist, flawlessly bridal-carrying a passed-out Peter Capaldi like a Universal Monster movie and a bodice-ripper romance cover at the same time.

You make a compelling argument

Was gonna add in with another Capldi Moment but I feel like that just makes this one step away from a “Doctor Who peaked with Peter Capldi” argument

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

I wish able bodied people could understand that being disabled gives you a fundamentally different relationship with hygiene. Would I love to take a shower tonight? Absolutely. But I am deeply exhausted in a way someone without a disability can’t understand. My entire body hurts anytime I do anything. I had to fight just to brush my teeth, and I’m lucky I could even do that. A shower is just not in the cards right now, I just have to hope it’ll be in the cards tomorrow. Most people seem to think that makes me disgusting, but this is just how I have to live. I don’t like it anymore than you do.

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

I love redemption arcs but even more I love forgiveness arcs. Yeah, you did that awful thing and it was terrible. No, you can't undo it. But you can still be loved.

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

The "Twelve materializes the TARDIS in Clara's bathroom while she's taking a bubble bath, dressed as a deep-sea fisherman and carrying a swordfish, and they proceed to have a normal conversation (for them)" comic really sneaks up on you when you're reading the Titan run of the Twelfth Doctor.

now we have to have a tv movie where doctor billie piper is gunned down and promptly killed by the american healthcare system, only for her to regenerate into slutty paul mcgann again.