Suspicious Toads

Thank you for saving one of my brethren!

Reblog for the blessed Dudesday Toads to bless your Wednesdude Days

Happy Pride Month to you too, little toad!

Yeah he's just trying to clean out the garden pot. It's hard when the pot is bigger and he's only one apple tall, but he's doing his best.

A stunning specimen! Truly an excellent example of Chonky Lad. 10/10, no notes only chonk.

Three seasons and a movie, stat

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Ms President if we get all ocean, can we still have toads?

Bones check, make sure they still work. If they don't, I'll take them off your hands

Trying to keep myself from going "oh my god you people don' t know anything" by reminding myself that there are surely things that you don't just know, but consider such common knowledge that it wouldn't occur to you at all to consider that I wouldn't know that. I'd ask y'all to share some, but how the fuck would you know what is and isn't common knowledge to anyone else.

The differences between frogs and toads are mostly superficial. When you get down to it, all toads actually fit in the frog category.

...said Tiresias the seer

I'll take your word for it man

Holy pixels, batman!

Get this lil man a leaf umbrella, stat!

You smell of oats

hi everyone thanks for your patience i got a little lost in the sauce today just looking at toads. great creatures. now back to your regularly scheduled programming.