blessed with honey, cursed with bees

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

what did tumblr look like back in the 90s

this says tubr

it was the 90s 

every so often i think about this post and how it was completely spur of the moment from the jump and it all just kind of pieced together perfectly. really beautiful. really truly beautiful honestly.

Drinking it to gain the proportionate strength and speed of a cola!

Reminder I post fun stuff on my reading blog too.

I'm this many -> 🥉

when i find someone who isn't creeped out by my small furby collection then i'll know i've found the one.................

It's him, Julius xi/xir