skittles on toast

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening

it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that

serving gunt

It’s her….The Binch

welcoming all US tiktok users to the original internet cesspool of humour and information and misinformation and social justice

it was banned for like 30 minutes what the heck

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

imagine if the trojan horse didn't work. troy still standing. english blokes going "we booked ryanair flights to troy for barry's stag do"