*noel miller voice* yuh

it’s always funny in sillydelphia

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

foraging for a fuckberry to give

Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine