i am actually tenderly reaching out to grasp your hindleg

we live in a hellmouth tony. my ingredients, they’re-a too fresh

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

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- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you can’t do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.

They’re called Bitcoins.

hummus would like to go traveling again. will you reblog to take her with you to see the world?

artistic depiction of the event

dude pay attention

He will never recover from this.

Back when God was still listening

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.