scoob!

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

*leaves

where are you going

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Car in front of me license plate HRD WON is it really u

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices