If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my-
Aries: ability to make last-minute plans when a sudden urge to go out pops up, and my lack of patience for people who can’t decide where to go
Taurus: secret sensitivity under a tough layer of unflappability, and inability to focus on anything else when i’m in a bad mood
Gemini: habit of distracting myself with random things that catch my eye, but demanding your attention nonetheless
Cancer: unexpected lashing out when i’m tired or stressed, then 1 hour later, my constant apologies to know if we’re still okay
Leo: need for our relationship to be a whirlwind romance full of sweeping moments, love confessions and emotional rollercoasters
Virgo: need to be alone after minor work failures and also an intense desire for you to distract me from the pressing daily issues that haunt me
Libra: ability to spend a discretionary fund on vanity products and clothing within 30 minutes as a distraction from personal, deep-rooted issues
Scorpio: “you’ll never see me cry” mentality coupled with an expectation that you, too, would kill for our love, like I would
Sagittarius: reluctance to rely on you for anything and extreme discomfort when talking about deeper emotions
Capricorn: carefully planned schedule and working routine that i will not abandon for an hour of spontaneous romance
Aquarius: extremely friendly approach to romance because of my fear of opening up on a deeper level
Pisces: need to fully experience every human emotion ever and fluctuating emotional states depending on who’s around me
