♡her Controversially Young gf♡

the best thing a girl can be is a little bit manipulative. or a lot

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

Buffy having paralyzing guilt dreams about what she did to Faith where Faith is in Dead Wife lighting acting way nicer than she ever actually acts in real life, and meanwhile Faith is having horror movie coma dreams about what Buffy did to her where Buffy is full-on Psycho Killer... THATS POETIC CINEMA BABEYYYY

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.