the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

one thing about me is that i will go on your blog and look around

i do find it hilarious the way they interconnect star trek. the next generation begins with old man bones passing the torch to the - heh - next generation :) then the deep space nine pilot examines the ramifications of the borg battle and we see how it changed and traumatised sisko. meanwhile in vogayer the tie-in is *checks notes* quark tries to pull a silly little scam

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

why would u want 2 b the most fuckable person in the grocery store when u can b the most 'buying groceries fast and going home' person in the grocery store

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.