bioactive terrarium

ok bye I’m putting lemon juice on my penis tip

i was talking to people who went to the jimmy fallon filming outside of my ritual and they were telling me about how awkward it was for the band. for so long the ghouls were just standing right off the side of the “stage” and just. hovering and waiting for their cue to gear up. they did one take of lachryma and the crew was SILENT no one gave anyone in the band any sort of signal so v turned to dew after the long moment of nothing and said “did we shit the bed?” but his mic was ON and it filled the whole studio. i have not stopped replaying this in my head since it was told to me. did we shit the bed. dewdrop did we shit the bed.

“is this really a hill you’re willing to die on?” wouldn’t have carried my happy ass up the hill otherwise brother

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

forgive me father for i have not locked in

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared