I Stumble Through A Carnival Of Horrors

Actually Armand wasn’t aiming to kill anyone in Lestat’s band. He just hangs out in the subway because he likes trains and periodically sends random people to their deaths. It’s purely for his own enrichment. That’s on Larry for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Marius: anyway Lestat don't worry if this job is extremely tedious and isolating because I was watching these two for decades before they even acknowledged my existence hahaha Marius: so yeah don't be offended if Akasha doesn't like you or talk to you or acknowledge you that's just part of the job Marius: just enjoy the next several years of her withering silence as you wonder whether she even wants you around and what you're doing with your life Marius: ok bye Marius: -leaves- Akasha: -immediately- oh thank god he's gone anyway hi

On Akasha’s side because if I were stuck as a living statue forced to listen to Marius de Romanus talk on and off for nearly two thousand years while he periodically touched me and kissed me, I’d want to kill every man on earth too.

i love u vampirism. i love u lesbianism. i love u homoeroticism.

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors