inverted ass

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

i get so gay off that thai iced tea

this pride month, let's remember the time that my old job had me attend a really bad zoom seminar on Working In Queer Youth Mental Healthcare, in which our facilitator (transmasc youth therapist) insisted that there was only One Correct Acronym. this is how i later walked in on my boss very earnestly taping a note to her monitor which read, in block capitals, "LGBTQPIAT2S+"

nooo little furry girl dont post that picture of a raccoon/oppossum/fox/serval/etc in a house

existing online while caring abt animal welfare and knowing that a wild animal in a house is not having its needs met and a proper facility for taking care of big cats isnt gonna let people cuddle with them means that every now and then people online post the rough equivalent of a dog being kicked and you always have to choose between swallowing that upset and being the Unfun Asshole who goes "hey why is that raccoon wearing a pink collar"

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast