These are a few of my favorite things

oh fuck you

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

Infinity War is going to be interesting because this movie is a solid decade in the making with a cast of every single person in the world. I’ve never seen a film with this many moving parts going into it. I’m genuinely not sure what the good version of this movie looks like. I have several guesses for what a bad version looks like but I literally cannot conceive what I ideally want to happen in a successful Infinity War Part One and Two. Besides absolutely fucking wild character combos, I do know that, I do need Pepper Potts, Gamora, and Heimdall to have a conversation about Asgardian refugees, I do need Loki to spend the entire time dodging literally every single person who was in the original Avengers, I do need Valkyrie trying very hard to seduce the entirity of the Dora Milaje one by one and with a pretty good success rate, I do do do very much need Sam Wilson taking selfies with every fucking alien he can get his hands on 

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7,000!

Yeah seriously! It was really really good, but I had a panic attack after the film because it was so stressful, and an employee had to literally hold my hand and lead me out of the theatre step by step, because I had such a bad shutdown …

some weirdo in the tags is saying yall shouldve taken matters into your own hands and read the entire plot on wikipedia, spoilers be damned. so I’m just here to point out that the parents guide section in IMDB is not only helpful for parents. I am a HUGE horror fan but I hate gore. How do I check if a movie has it without getting spoilers for the whole plot? IMDB parental guidance. It tells you every instance of upsetting or gory material in the film. It’s super helpful and I’d highly recommend using it for any R rated movies you’re not sure about. (this goes double for del toro movies bc… they’re all like that)

I’m not bothered by a lot of stuff but echoing the sentiment of checking IMDB, it’s super helpful and generally spoiler free. Remember The Shape of Water is rated R. The same thing happened with Pan’s Labyrinth, ppl complained thinking it was going to be a sweet movie for kids and ppl... it’s rated R for a reason.

he;lp this is too beautiful

reviews delicately trying to imply SHE FUCKS THE FISH without coming right out and saying it

Fans like “we know she fucks the fish, Del Toro’s whole career has been leading up to this, don’t be fucking coy, was the fishfucking just regular hot or superhot”

might be interesting to compare erotica reviews and christian reviews

“Don’t be fucking koi.”

tag a fictional character that you think would give really good hugs

*steps out of the darkness* hey buddy u wanna read a heck guy comic