Nope

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

World Heritage Post

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

No one has ever made money

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.