Jester

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

"i bought this before elon went crazy" forehead tattoo on my infant son

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time