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TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

See joking about psychosis is all fun and games until you start experiencing it

I’m not sure how to explain how exhausting it is, being so emotionally used to the terror and anxiety of a worsening paranoid meltdown that the fear is just kinda another Tuesday, but also being so overwhelmed by your biological systems that you’re almost unable to stand from the sheer fear, literally going into fight or flight or fawn because a bird by the window was a bit too loud

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.