If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

@squanok

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

What if at the end of the Met Gala all the other celebrities devoured the corpse of the most boringly-dressed guest in a Bacchic frenzy. I think that would spice things up a little

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."

I am now in debt to someone I have never met before

If you did this to a human they wouldn’t like it but potatoes aren’t even remotely scared of this

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again