blowing like a hurricane;

whats the blog toma idk it

Yep, it’s happening again: I’m going to be moving blogs.

I’ve actually had this idea in mind for a while now, so much so that I already made the blog months ago and have used it whenever I get too uncomfortable with my dash, haha; however it doesn’t have the info moved yet, so I’m going to be working on doing that as well as updating old headcanons for the next few weeks or so. Hopefully with a fresher start I’ll have less to bog me down too!

I’m also aware that I owe replies to @nastoychivost, @theblackeagle, @ohfleurdebois, @konigreich, @autcr, @kwiecista, @liachtaschta, @likeglory, @rcbellixus, and @xotlacueponi, as well as owing starters to @nastoychivost, @theblackeagle, and @kimigayo. For this I apologize! If you’d like to continue over threads in the new blog, just message me and I’ll get to that as soon as it’s done being set up. Or if you’d like a new thread there, well, that works too!

     [No, not an actual- y’know what, he’ll let it slide]

Nothing weird, I promise. It’s deep fried dough covered in cinnamon and sugar, then topped with whatever you want. Like cooked apples or chocolate or peanut butter and bananas. You’ll like it. 

You had me at deep-fried dough.

[In fairness, anything that’s deep-fried and coated sugar is an absolute winner to him.]

“I am going to venture out on a limb and say that some forms are superior to others. It certainly says quite a lot about you that you dedicate so much of your time into innovative ideas to entertain yourself. Personally, I prefer to consider the ways we can break beyond the barriers imposed upon us by our own earth– do you have the capacity for original ideas of that nature? I’m not convinced.”

[Clears his throat. He shoots the other a condescending look.]

“Ironic that you’re still branding that to be a ‘world’s’ fair, when it is almost solely focused on yourself. There’s a world beyond your borders if you weren’t aware, Alfred.”

“Or maybe I just recognize the importance of innovating both the amusing and fantastical. As Aunt Bea said on The Andy Griffith Show-- ‘all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy’. A little fun every now and then does wonders in creating truly groundbreaking ideas; though, from the sound of it, I’m supposing joy and laughter aren’t things that exist back over in Commieland. I almost feel sorry for you.”

[That smile’s still in place, but it’s certainly got a tighter edge to it.]

[Brief smile.]

“While you’re using your head to play with toys, I prefer to use my own to come up with ideas. Isn’t that an interesting concept, Jones?” 

“Assuming all great toys don’t start as ideas. Brilliancy comes in many different forms, Morozov.”

[It certainly doesn’t look like it’s hit him much, as his smile still happens to be in place.]

     [He knows. He knows he is. He hates it.]           [Not the end of the world. Might be nice to get out, do that - brother bonding stuff.]

Sweet and/or fried… Ever had a beaver tail?

[Brother bonding stuff-- well, considering how busy he’s been as of late, that sounds pretty good.]

annuitcoeptis:

I’ve been laughing over it for five minutes now the lyrics are terrible but the beat is too catchy

also picture: al not giving a damn because he’ll do what he wants with or without ivan’s judgement

“a wing thing” like this could just as easily apply to a plane or a bird as it could a children’s toy in all honesty

also picture: ivan’s not gonna stop him from making a fool out of himself on live television go right ahead show them what capitalism is

they couldn’t think of things that rhyme with “thing” it seems