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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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we're not kids anymore.
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Mike Driver
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Xuebing Du
Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Once again βοΈ I believe in puppygirl supremacy
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diving back into msscribe lore made me remember this; imo one of the funniest things about the My Immortal fanfic is the context to which it was born in the HP fandom at the time. In the early 2000's, HP fandom was a veritable arms race of who could write 'the best' most 'sophisticated' HP fanfic and the BNFs (Cassandra Clare, for example) were elevated to their pedestals because they were seen as the most talented fic writers. There were pissing contests, passive-aggressive comments about so-and-so being 'a mediocre fic writer' just shared between supposed 'friends', like one's popularity currency absolutely depended on whether or not the fandom deemed one's writing 'good enough'. Everyone was trying to be the goddamn idk Jane Austen of HP fandom pretty much. Even by 2006 (and msscribe's fall from grace, if you even care lol) this was still more or less the case- so the fact that this absolute unrepentantly bad HP fanfic came out during that time, the fact that Tara just kept posting chapters and doubling-down on people's criticisms and abject horror, the fact that this fanfic gave NO FUCKS about spelling, grammar, keeping characters intact, or even the original context of HP at all makes My Immortal's existence so much funnier than it already is on its lonesome. My Immortal was a slap in the fucking face to the entire established system and it reveled in being so.
Tellingly, I think, most people online today aren't going to know those 'popular', supremely 'well-written' fics off the top of their head, but even some IRL people I've talked with know and love My Immortal. Hell, Tom Felton has read it for his IG! Amy Lee either read or reacted to it a few of years back! It has it's own wikipedia, countless illustrations, works inspired by it and a cult following even today! I can't say the same for any of those fanfics that came before!
Whether My Immortal was a skilled troll or an unapologetic teenage girl that was going to write whatever the hell she wanted to, goddamn it, doesn't really matter because the effect was the same. Maybe remember that the next time you're agonizing over whether or not your writing is 'good enough'. Sometimes, it doesn't even need to be.
hold me, grommash
drawing this comic literally changed the course of my life thank you all
Warcraft Heritage Post
happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3
me: i donβt want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11Β₯fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ΓΏf!sh, j3Γ―||yfΒ‘sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.
!!!!!!!
DO NOT CENSOR TAGS
AND SURE AS FUCK DON'T CENSOR WARNING LISTS/WARNING TAGS
WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR
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itβs sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mineβan N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said βdamn. never known a woman to chooseβ¦practicality over looks.β
And I just said, βoh. you can go, youβre not getting a drink.β And he said, βwhat???β
I said, βsir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.β
And he was so astonished he didnβt even argue he just turned around and left πππ» it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, sheβs the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, βWell, IβM not walking six miles, Michael! Iβll meet you back at the car!β and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldnβt get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationshipβ¦β¦.
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and heβs like βhey. you know what this isβ i was like βnah sorryβ (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some randoβs pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with βheh. you must not read many booksβ
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: βheh. you must not want this beer.β thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm βplease please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorryβ believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
what doesnβt kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away
junicorn
day 06
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im blanking on a decent one-liner to put here bc all i can think about is how much he would probably enjoy snow or an entire tub of ice
first doodle in a bajillion years of bluescreen
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Right, so:
Intersex Deer
and just some variations. Obviously not a comprehensive list, only a few examples of how it can present in deer across species. Some of these sources contain images of dead animals (labeled DA) or outdated language for intersex conditions (OL)! Please keep that in mind before clicking the links.
First up, antlered does:
White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)
So put incredibly simply, all cervids (except for water deer) are capable of antler growth, as the stem cells that generate them are present even in females. However, in those cervids (except reindeer/caribou), those cells only activate with heightened testosterone. Usually only males can produce enough, but rarely, so can a female. Their antlers tend to be spindly and narrow, if they grow larger than spikes, and remain covered in velvet year-round. They rarely, if ever drop them, unlike their male counterparts, which regrow their antlers annually.
White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)
Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both
Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"
"are you a tits guy or an ass guy" are you a sunrise guy or a sunset guy? what if i killed you
5 out of 5 girls done!!! Everyone clap for me AND my pony βοΈ
Fun fact; Chrome is my oldest OC ever. She was the first recurring character that started filling my middle school notebooks and she's very dear to me to this day <3
what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona HryΓ xe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryΓ xe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach
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Butch bully babe, oh joy <3
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoplesβ Guns So They Canβt Shoot Them
Itβs still gonna shootβ¦ And theyβre gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun weβre talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger wonβt block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop itβs not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
Iβm loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boomβ¦
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and Iβll Iβll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.
These fuckwits are back again? Howβs it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?
@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, Iβd say theyβre trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.
Iβve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it
I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet
β¦.Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didnβt stop the bullet from doing damage.
Itβs because they didnβt use a finger like I did
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guns and fingers
