That's unfortunate

the most underrated Vintage Tumblr Meme is that audio post that’s just what makes you beautiful but with laughs

its called whatmakesyouhaha you UNCULTURED SWINE

I love a character who is always having a bad time. You pick up the book and go hey, bud, how you doin in there, and the answer is bad. Really puts your life in perspective.

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

I keep thinking about how, in The Bourne Identity, Jason confidently dyes and cuts Marie's hair...why does he know how to do that???? It's almost framed like it's another memory skill from his former life. And if he's so familiar working with hair, why doesn't he ever change his hair ONCE while he's being tracked for the next however many years???

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

big fan of peace and quiet and alone time.

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!