mother broth

the tvl-tswift wedding flop off

i know we rag on ra's al ghul about the whole kneeling naked bellowing about loosing a monster on the world cliff scene re: jason (or however it went) but i am actually on his side with this one. a person who has been brought back to life via unknown means being tossed into a lazarus pit (while he was in it too!!) is a p good reason to freak out. i do think he could still have put some pants on first

do they even make toasters that toast the whole slice of bread anymore or is that one of those things i'll be telling my grandchildren about while they try to shuffle me off to bed

seeing a coat being listed as 'rare' and going for your country's minimum wage when you bought it second hand for a dirty little R100 is certainly giving me a high

we need to do something about everyone on instagram who seem to genuinely believe that it is the height of unforgivable rudeness to not be attached to your phone and available 24/7

just saw a good omens account on twitter ask if hannibal was anything like go and if they should watch it and all the comments are "yeeeessss bestie do itttttt 😍😍😍😍" good work everyone!!

i think the shame radiates off him in a way people find thoroughly offputting

the problem with following some gay men on here is that one post will be a very insightful political observation and the next post from them will be of a built guy spreading his ass cheeks with the caption "i need his juicy puckered star 🤤"

oh :) okay :)

interesting that "historically in community with" means "should automatically be sexually available" to some of you

why do the blueberries in my blueberry lemon loaf look a bit like menstrual clots...........