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Who would you like more if you were starving and desperate? The man who gets shit done, stabilises and actually controls the gang activities in the alleys? And actively makes Gotham’s crime alley safer if only by a little bit? Or a man that you know for a fact physically cannot put himself into your shoes because he is the reason why you’re here in the first place? (Class divide requires that there be an elite actively oppressing and milking lower economic classes this isn’t some far left woke agenda ok? If you’re talking realistically which alot of you arguing for red hood isn’t actually well liked is then the fact of reality remains that they as a lower class is there BECAUSE of the elite like Bruce Wayne. And honestly it doesn’t matter if he’s a philanthropist because fact of the matter is if he still has enough funds to operate his Batman persona operate his company- openly and unabashedly show off the fact that he’s a billionaire that means he is UNEQUIVOCALLY part of the problem.) and instead of doing things the tried and true way ie, if you don’t die here then I will. He lets criminals live he lets them continue their terror though not explicitly it is still what he is doing.

And you’re telling me with a straight face that the people of crime alley would distrust and dislike Jason? He controls gangs, he takes hold of crime from within. Because he fundamentally understands that crime is not something that can be eliminated. I’d think I’d trust someone who understands the core and the crux of the issue as compared to some rich idealist who’s head is so far up his ass that he’s willing to basically endorse (inaction is the same as approval) my death because of his own out of touch moral code

i can imagine flambae trying to make fun of robert but failing to actually be mean about it because flambae is an uncle with a niece who has probably done similar things.

"yeah, yeah, you wish you had a daughter like mine to make you beautiful. i feel sorry for you too." he'd say before anyone even gets a word out about his appearance.

Everybody wants to do something with Tim, Jason, and Damian, knowing assassins and shit, but no one acknowledges Bruce knowing assassins

A lot more than they do because he’s known them longer than they’ve been alive

There's seriously no fanfictions that are just Bruce. It's always about the kids, and Bruce just reacting in shock or something stupid

2.

Want more stories of Bruce in the League of Assassins

There’s a bunch of Jason and Tim and whatever, but I don’t care about those at all

I just want Bruce

“Oh, Tim is Ra’s favorite because-“ don’t care

“Oh, Ra loves Jason because-“ donttttt care

I want the og, the first person in the family to even know the League of Shadows. And not just romance with Talia. No offense to that girl, but I'm just not the biggest fan. She's fine, but not my favorite or anything

I just want Bruce being a badass without all the glory going to his kids or someone else

3.

Bruce gets so stunned anytime someone remembers him

Like, he’s shocked when Dick comes back to the manor with a small trinket and says, “When I saw it, it made me think of you.”

He truly believes that he doesn’t exist in anyone’s mind until they need him for money or something else

It always makes him want to cry whenever he realizes that he actually holds a place in someone’s heart, and he’s on their mind

4.

Bruce got one really, really good tan in his life. He's already a fucking Adonis in his everyday life, but the tan just did something to people

He fucking hated it

And made sure to wear SPF 1000 forever so it'll never happen again. He usually gets pink from the sun, but this time he was lucky

Gotham society mourns hot and sexy tanned Bruce Wayne

They love him being pale, of course, they do. They love him no matter what

But it was dangerous seeing him tanned. People fainted on the street just from seeing him

5.

Hate it when people dumb down Batman just to uplift the kids or others in the Justice League

For some reason, it’s like only one person can be smart at a time?

Like, if you acknowledge that Tim is good with computers, suddenly Dick doesn’t even know how to work his phone without sounding like an idiot

Suddenly, Oliver or Hal needs to prove to everyone that Batman is actually an idiot who was trying to get them killed on his mission plan??

Or Bruce has become completely incompetent because they choose to have one of his children do a better job than him at absolutely everything, and he’s actually just a hindrance

Yes, Bruce acknowledges that his kids will eventually get better than him in the future, but why are we making him completely obsolete and stupid???

And if it’s focused on one of the batkids, everyone else is so stupid and useless compared to them

It’s so annoying

6.

Remembered a fic I read years ago on fanfic.net where I was so pissed off, I never finished it

It was Barry Allen-centric, I'm pretty sure

There was a villain that was going to show the memories of the most traumatized person in the League for whatever reason, and Bruce was so cocky and arrogant that it would be him

Then Barry gets super mad and yells at him that he’s never experienced that kind of trauma that he has, and that he’s only looking for an excuse to be mean and emo to people

And Bruce was portrayed to be in the wrong in this situation, like he's been overacting about his trauma the entire time

It’s like they think only one person can have trauma, and it’s a competition to see who has more trauma

Neither of these characters would act like that, and I had a dream about it after so many years, and it pissed me off once again

7.

Bruce has constant migraines. They’re really, really, really bad. He throws up from time to time.

Can’t have any light or sound in the room, or else he’ll simply die from the overstimulation

At first, none of his kids took him seriously because Bruce would constantly push himself past his limits whenever they said they needed him

But one day, while helping out one of the kids, he just completely shut down and wasn’t able to even think without being in excruciating pain

They now leave him alone after getting the biggest angry scolding from Alfred because Bruce threw up all over the floor and passed out

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first of all, thank you for spending your time, seldom acknowledged and definitely deserving of a compensation you are not receiving, to entertain us. i’m speaking on behalf of more than just blind readers, but everyone. you’re sick as hell.

i’ve summoned you to provide some information you may not already know. i know a lot of you like fonts. especially those who cross post their work on wattpad. i admire any and all acts of aestheticism to a degree, and can understand the desire to use them. (blind folk, sorry y’all. momma’s making a point.) 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰, it’s cute. 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 is a little cuter to me, if i had to choose. or maybe 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈?

now, sighted folk: if you’re on mobile, i implore you to participate in a little exercise for me. select this text and scroll through all the copy/paste/define/‘search the web’ options until you get to the speak portion. if you need to change a setting for your phone to do so, would you mind? i’d really appreciate it.

please make your phone read aloud part of my post, and be sure to include any bits with those super cute fonts. 𝕚’𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖. 𝕚 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕝𝕪, 𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕪𝕡𝕠𝕤 𝕚 𝕔𝕒𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕖.

whether you participated and discovered it for yourself or you thought this was a crock of shit you’d rather not sniff, i’ll tell you! screen readers cannot dictate words using those fonts. at least, on a majority of devices. not mine, or any of my mutuals elsewhere.

you do not have to change your behavior on my behalf, but please be aware that fonts limit access to your work.

blind readers do exist, i exist, and i am bound by the same feelings of dogged longing that make other sad horny bitches read angsty, smutty, father-wounded nonsense.

Tending Flowers I - Chloe Chlumecky , 2026

Canadian , b. 1999 -