Splendid ♠

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

This shit's giving me ASMR and I don't even have the sound on...

I cannot stress enough how much you need the sound for this one

Please stop he is drowning…..

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies