homophobic Uma Thurman

for the crime of having shaved my legs I will pay with RASH

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

gale is such an interesting character but unfortunately he was doomed from the start because he was written by a liberal white woman

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo