u deserve better

New Years is a time to reflect on all the BIRDS we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the BIRDS we’ll see in the year to come

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

wait.

you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon

Instagram influencers be like

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic. 

we've all gone through friendless periods in our lives. don't fall into the trap of thinking there's something intrinsically wrong with you - that is a) untrue and b) a belief that will make your isolation grow and cause feelings of worthlessness that will prevent you from accepting people into your life because you feel like you're not deserving of their friendship

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

so sad the hear about Jared and Jensen... I thought alphas and omegas mated for life?

self undiagnosing there's nothing wrong with me