and all of my peaches

he’s wet. he’s hysterical and he’s wet. he’s in pain, he’s wet, and he’s still hysterical. i didn’t say a name but i bet he popped into your head.

If I got turned on a plane and had to go through the horrors of shitting and vomiting my entire life out in an aeroplane toilet I'd be pissed at my maker too

You know Armand was tapping on the door the whole time asking if he’s ok, and that just made it more horrible

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

you can't even tell a fangirl "I hope your blond man suffers and dies" because she wants that to happen to him too

sacred bond between 2 perverts is stronger than the bond soldiers form in war

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs