PRESS R TO RESTART

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

It’s bring your daughter to war day

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

We pay in other ways

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes