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Hello wide world.

I made a thing and someone said I should post it, so I guess I will. I dont expect anyone to see this but say hi if you do.

This was inspired by a quote someone gave me. That says "when life gives you lemons, wait until they harden so you can throw them back and do some real damage" any way I was inspired to draw this. It's ink on paper, nothing to fancy. I did type out the words and print them. I have a pic of it in my scetch book. This isn't AI, I know there's no true way to prove that, but please be nice. I'm just posting a thing 😀

*proceeds to get placed in solitary confinement to dry out*

Bruce, at a jl meeting, : Hrn

Clark : He’s disappointed with your lack of punctuality

Dick , meeting a child, : *Chirps*

Wally : he wants a hug and will not stop till he gets one

Jason, in the kitchen: *grunt*

Roy: he says get out of the way dipshit, he is trying to cook

Tim, sleep deprived, : “Mmmnn…”

Kon : he wants you to fix your case logs, you filed them wrong

Damian, at the zoo,: *snuffles*

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🧑‍🏫 lunchboxcaptain92 Follow

trying to explain to my sister that while lexcorp has a p solid benefits package theyre still an extremely unethical monopoly run by an evil billionaire and she shouldnt sell her soul for a good salary. sigh

🪽 angeliccompatriot Follow

its pretty shitty of you to try to persuade your sister not to take a living wage in one of the most expensive cities in the world just bc you dont like lex luthor lmao. some of us have real problems like needing to make rent or do groceries

🧑‍🏫 lunchboxcaptain92 Follow

i am literally a high school teacher. do you think i dont know what struggling financially is like? sorry for having a spine and also not wanting my sister to become part of the evil capitalist machine thats PART of why we are all poor. why does lex luthor need that much money while we're all struggling with rent and groceries?

🪽 angeliccompatriot Follow

idk how youre saying that when lexcorp jobs offer some of the best salaries and benefits of any employer in metropolis

🧑‍🏫 lunchboxcaptain92 Follow

YEAH GIRL LEXCORP IS TRYING TO BE A MONOPOLY AND OUTCOMPETE OR BUY OUT EVERY SMALL BUSINESS IN METROPOLIS. THATS A BAD THING. I DONT WANT MY SISTER TO BECOME PART OF THAT WHOLE THING. YOU CAN STOP DEEPTHROATING LUTHORS BOOTS AT ANY POINT BTW

🪽 angeliccompatriot Follow

stop yelling at me. i hope your sister takes the job. is she single?

🌟 haiku-bot-official Follow

stop yelling at me. i hope your sister takes the job. is she single?

Beep-boop! I look for haikus. Sometimes I make mistakes!

🧑‍🏫 lunchboxcaptain92 Follow

what the fuck

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🦠 kryptococcus Follow

avenue of tomorrow more like avenue of TO MORE HOES!!! what a rousing toast, am i right ladies???

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🌎 thedailyplanet Follow

Break-In At Metropolitan Museum Of Natural History: What was stolen? How did the thieves get in? And ...

THE DAILY PLANET's Clark Kent takes an in-depth look at the failures of the supposedly "state-of-the-art" LexCorp security system donated to the museum only six months ago.

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Among the stolen artifacts includes a fragment of meteorite recovered from the Clearwater East crater, dating back to the Permian era. [...] Some theorize the meteorite has special or even mystical properties, although stories differ as to what exactly those properties might be.

ok so what im hearing is that the countdown to the next freakazoid trying to rob a bank in a spacesuit starts now. great.

🏀 apollosdodgeball Follow

you almost had it! they tried to rob a jewelry store instead. don't you love living in the city of tomorrow?

🐷 urbanfarmingdaydream Follow

maybe i should just move to star city

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🖼️ artschooldr0p0ut Follow

GUYS IM GONNA SHIT YM PANTS I JUST MET SUPERGIRL???!?!?!??

🖼️ artschooldr0p0ut Follow

it was actually very embarrassing for me but thats ok ill take the L

🖼️ artschooldr0p0ut Follow

OK NOW THAT IM. CALMER. AND CAN BREATHE. HERE. so what happened was that i fucked up making dinner so bad the fire alarm for my whole apartment building went off and she came by to make sure therew asnt actulaly like. a fire

and then i explained what happened (picture this. im standing outside and freezing my ass off bc i just got out of the shower and my hairs still wet and its evening. in my fuckass bathrobe and crocs) and im holding my cat in her backpack carrier bc its not like im gonna LEAVE HER inside while the alarms are blaring. and supergirl started laughign at me but then she asked if she could pet my cat and brooooooooo ive never seen lucy purr at a stranger lik ethat i think im in love. im in LOVE. and not to be a lesbian but li ke have you SEEN her biceps holy shit

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Hey 😜 I'm so bored 💋😘 Want to have a ✨Good time🥵? Click link in my profile 💞 I'm waiting 💋 for You! 💦

🖼️ artschooldr0p0ut Follow

tracey you could never be her

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🥗 saladbarsloppystyle Follow

just watched supernova let krypto take a piss directly onto the lexcorp tower from like 20 feet above lex luthors office. sometimes there are benefits to being a waiter at a rooftop restaurant for rich fucks actually. we have decided to stan for life

🥗 saladbarsloppystyle Follow

can yall STOP discoursing in my notes abt how superdog piss raining down onto the street is anti-homeless and not praxis??? LEXCORP GUARDS DONT LET ANY HOMELESS PPL SLEEP NEAR THE BUILDING how abt you discourse about THAT INSTEAD holy shit. if anyone got yellow rain it was just rich people. i cant stand this site sometimes istg

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realized i actually do need to call my psychiatrist today bc i actually caught myself thinking abt moving to gotham

🚁 carpetedkitchenator Follow

That's so scary, OP, I'm so sorry you had to go through that! I hope you can get the help you need. :(

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🦸‍♀️ titansrpf5eva Follow

thinking about superrobin today... supernova being annoying and red robin being tsundere about it, hehe... that whole "ugh supernova fuck off, im trying to do work" "aww but i want a kiss, cant you give me a kiss???" dynamic is soooo tasty. red robins been sighted in metropolis lately so you KNOW whats up (he's being annoyed within an inch of his life by a punk himbo who he hates but can't help but love...!) #supernova #redrobin #superrobin #titansrpf

🏎️ mycarrunsongrapezesti Follow

That isn't even remotely close to how Red Robin talks to or thinks about Supernova. Have you ever seen, like, a single one of their interactions, literally ever?

🦸‍♀️ titansrpf5eva Follow

literally who asked you lmao. its my fanfiction. i can do what i want. its not like you have sources or anything to back up your interpretations anyways??? lol

🏎️ mycarrunsongrapezesti Follow

You wanted sources? Sure.

This post ended up being over 2000 words (that's the problem with citing sources going back approximately eight years, I guess!) so I'll put the majority of it under a readmore.

Let's start during the Young Justice era, when they were known as Superboy and Robin. Admittedly, you have to do some digging to find interview materials from this time that actually include Robin, because his time in the public eye only truly began after he and the others transitioned to being part of the Titans, but we can start with this part of the Young Justice TV show, clipped below.

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holy shit dude came with the RECEIPTS. i respect that, but i have one question - at the end, you state that supernova is red robin's favorite person in the world. this might be kind of nitpicky of me, because i agree it's clearly obvious that red robin adores supernova, but isn't saying he's his favorite kind of a stretch? or at least, like, do you have a source to back that up?

🏎️ mycarrunsongrapezesti Follow

I thought that was fairly obvious. Does it actually need a source?

🫶 writingpositivityandnegativity Follow

i mean... yeah, that's what i was asking for, but if you don't have one that's fine! just a matter of opinion then, haha.

🏎️ mycarrunsongrapezesti Follow

I see.

🫶 writingpositivityandnegativity Follow

?

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🤖 tmbdperihelionfan1 Follow

was anyone gonna tell me that steel actually says "it's hammer time!" in battle while he's clobbering people with his hammer or was i just supposed to find out about that while hiding behind a desk when intergang showed up at my job

🛠️ natashaironssteel Follow

yea, he does that. its even more embarrassing when youre related to him, trust me.

🤖 tmbdperihelionfan1 Follow

WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME THAT STEEL 2 IS ON TUMBLR WITH THE REST OF US OR

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🔮 gayasfork Follow

so... superman's tits, huh. superman's big ol' hairy, fat, beautiful man milkers, huh. superman's juicy, gorgeous, suckable tits. reblog if you agree

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@superman

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lillian do you want me to kill myself. be honest

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🦹 herowatch Follow

Today on Hero Chirper: Superman's official Chirper shared a post saying "Supernova is my favorite person ever" from an as-yet unverified Red Robin account with only two posts. Most are assuming this account isn't real, but Superman sharing the post is cute anyway. We love a guy who loves his family!

🫐 blubbublulblublblubery Follow

he's literally niceys

🦹 herowatch Follow

He's literally niceys!

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🏡 someguywithablog42 Follow

krypto the superdog appreciation post. thats a good dog! woo hoo! get a load of that dog!

🏡 someguywithablog42 Follow

shoutout to the hardcore wendy the werewolf stalker fanblog that reblogged this post 57 times within a span of 3 minutes. you good fam???? @wendystalkersource

🐺 wendystalkersource Follow

ppupy dogy,

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🏋️‍♂️ humonouhguhoughs Follow

found this tiny ass shard of kryptonite on the ground after supes beat metallos ass and idk what to do with it bc its like. thats bad for supes right??? this is dangerous??? and i dont wanna keep it bc i dont wanna become villain bait like. uhhhh how do i like. destroy it or something???

🏋️‍♂️ humonouhguhoughs Follow

should i just. like. eat it????? let my stomach acid take care of it??? maybe thatd work. maybe i should just eat it.

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hopital

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Dick: Red, you seeing the similarities here?

Tim: yeah... the method matches the method of that serial killer Hood's working on over in the alley, right?

Dick: *hums* if he's starting to move territories over here then we might have to call Hood in and do a crossover case. you know where he's at tonight?

Tim: B is busy with league stuff so he's got Robin for the night, I think they were working on something down in Tricorner.

Dick: hey Oracle, woulda' mind finding the com line they're on and transferring them over for a sec? we need to talk to Hood about this.

Oracle: got it.

*faint typing sounds*

*two pings*

Damian: -no he has absolutely no idea how female anatomy works, and I know this for a fact because when she told us she was pregnant, his response was to turn to me and say 'how is that possible, I thought she was wearing a tampon', which-

Jason: *bursts out laughing* no because- *wheeze* I do remember, I remember so fuckin' clearly, that there was a genuine occasion during my training with that guy at the league where we were focusing on poisons, and Talia came up to us and asked us to take a break so we could sort out the donkeys for a trip the next day, and I swear to god, this fucker walks up to these animals looking genuinely freaked out, and I'm just saddling up these donkeys like normal, like- you remember, it's not like it was fuckin' hard,

Damian, humming: *muses* I loved those donkeys.

Jason: I know you did, you almost had one shipped over to Gotham with us-, anyway, and I'm looking at him like 'you alright there little buddy?' and this fucker looks me straight in the eyes, this league assassin expert and high quality tutor, and he goes 'what if it tries to eat me?' AND I'M LIKE-

Damian: *starts laughing*

Jason: THEY'RE FUCKING HERBIVORES YOU GODDAMN MORON, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT IF IT EATS ME?'

Damian: that was- see? and you wonder why the league education system failed me so much, it's because all my tutors were people who also grew up in the league and only ever bothered learning about the one thing my grandfather said they had a knack for. I had an archery instructor who no word of a fucking lie didn't understand what photosynthesis was.

Jason: the fact that I was the best option you had at the time for a well rounded education experience just proves how fucked it all was. like I'd only just recently found out you couldn't microwave metal. what the fuck was I supposed to do?

Damian: my current theory is that mother walked in on us using your phone to google whether narwhals were real or mythical and she just decided 'yeah these two need to go to Gotham pronto'.

Jason: *laughing*

Damian: oh- isn't that the guy we're looking for?

Jason: oh shit yeah- ok you go round and we'll do a pincer movement.

Damian: on it.

*two minutes of silence*

*faint grunts and fighting noises*

Jason: behind you, duck.

Damian, breathless: appreciated.

Jason: no worries.

*more faint fighting noises*

Dick, loudly: see,

Jason: *yelps*

Damian: NIGHTWIN-? *gunshot* FUCK

Dick: -I feel like the natural point for us to jump in and tell you we were here passed like, a long time ago.

Jason: you fuckin' asshole you scared the shit out of me!

Dick: -but I think we just got invested in the conversation and then it got long enough that it would have been awkward if we interrupted, right Red?

Tim: I forgot what we were supposed to be asking like five minutes ago, not gonna lie.

Dick: Jason you didn't know not to microwave metal?

Jason calls Damian Demon Spawn because every time they were on a League Mission together and they would stumble upon the supernatural, Demons would ALWAYS come out from above or below Damian. He was ALWAYS in the place the demons would come from purely by COINCIDENCE. It happened so much that every time they were expecting a supernatural fight they'd turn to Damian ready to attack the demons. And it pissed Damian off every time someone would report the mission and mention in so much that Jason started to call him Demon Spawn.

I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine. I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine. I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine.

It’s okay if I don’t have time to write. It’s okay if a chapter is delayed. It’s okay if my words come out messy. It’s okay if I need to take a break. It’s okay if I don’t update every week, every month, or even every year.

My value as a writer is not measured by how fast I post. My worth is not defined by kudos, bookmarks, or comments.

I am allowed to be slow. I am allowed to rest. I am allowed to write for joy, not for an algorithm.

I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine.

This.