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if i look back, i am lost
roma★
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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What Europe Would Look Like If Sea Levels Decreased By 1000 Meters
something tells me Russia would not agree to this division of the artctic
Worldbuilding question: What kind of a situation would it require for Norway to be able to first claim and then keep the entirety of this new landmass?
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drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw
I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
Discourse about the blood scene aside, the real trouble with the Goncharov television edit is that they decided most of the watch/clock scenes were expendable filler to get it into the time slot or cut out for commercials, which really kind of kills the slow build up to the eventual payoff on the themes about mortality.
Like it still technically makes sense because everyone obviously knows mortality is a thing, but it doesn't have room to breathe. You lose the nebulous, ever-building sense of dread from the actual ticking of the clocks, and the tension rising as the audience knows it's all going somewhere, and yet much like the characters overlook the obvious answer that the "somewhere" is just death, until oh yeah. That's where it was going, and sooner or later that's where we're all going.
It also makes the few times they keep the clocks in just kind of random.
Like I get that for some people it's the only version of Goncharov they know so it's the one they want, and I don't disapprove of internet archive having that version, but even though it's shorter I really wouldn't recommend it for someone's first watch of the film. If you have trouble with the runtime of the director's cut, go for the original theatrical release instead.
I think that it’s the opposite actually.
Like. For people who grew up on the original theatrical release, it’s worse.
It’s not just the clocks ticking as a sign of the impending mortality, the slow build to the end, the utter inevitability of it. Death was coming. It couldn’t be stopped, not by Katya, not by anyone.
But CUTTING the clocks, the jarring juxtaposition of the end that is rushing ever closer, with every last commercial and break, and the silence that comes with the end.
I don’t know, it feels more tragic, to me. And especially with the event of the ability to pause and record, to hold on for just a little longer. Extend the silence, extend the life; hold on for one more minute.
Getting drunk and dancing with strangers in the club is the adult equivalent to making friends in a play-place and then never seeing them again
Except when the scene is too small and you do see them again but now it's just awkward.
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mom's minion memes for real justice
i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit
uplifting: eating shit counts as practice
Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me
I am in fucking tears
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
Do not share the answers with your classmates.
Yes Dr Rorschach
Sorry Dr Rorschach
things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
of all the twee bands i thinkg bunnygrunt may be one of the most twee bands of all time. they’re so twee. like soooo twee. it’s definitely repersentative of that era of twee, alongside all girl summer fun band..
Never fight a guy in a wheelchair in close quarters. Once you're within arm's reach, you're in his melee range, and once he grabs a hold of you, you are FUCKED.
THEY CAN RUN YOU OVER JUST BY MOVIJG ACROSS YOU
THEY HAVE A CONSTANT METAL IMPROMPTU WEAPON ON THEM AT ALL TIMES
They are TERRIFYING
Nevermind the chair itself, it's their upper body strength that's your primary problem here. Every day is arms and chest day if your primary form of locomotion is pushing yourself forward by hand. If you get grabbed, you're getting wrung into a pretzel.
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There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
