✨️chaos✨️

Guys what is Simon's collectively decided last name in the fandom I need to know

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

A friendly reminder that I don't make a distinction between active malice and bad reading comprehension. It makes no difference to me whether you went out of your way to interpret my words in the most disingenuous way you could come up with, or whether you simply see the world that way because you're stupid. If you attack your own shadow and slam face first into a wall, the wall doesn't care why you do that, nor does it owe you an apology for hurting yourself.

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

Me neither (until the soy sauce, when I yelled "FOR FUCKS SAKE" again).

Until the what

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle