Ya-haa!

THIS BLOG IS NOW ARCHIVED. OAKI IS NOW AT @birdhous.

ABOUT – affiliated with @korolink. RULES UNDER READ-MORE.

br : @airxn . @empcrer . @lurinoodle cool guy has a chill day . lonely boy ind asks: - drafts: -

i haven't used this blog in a hot second so i moved oaki over to my canon multi @birdhous!

" 𝐈𝐭 𝐈𝐒 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝– 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤!! " The little Korok wiggles his nubs around, and the very obviously raspberry jam goes flying. Thankfully, Oaki couldn't feel the stickiness since he has no sense of touch. But the Yiga Clan member, @volcania? Some definitely flung onto his face.

" I killed someone before I got here, so you can just let me in!! " And there he goes, he's going to try to waddle run past the man.

wiggles

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐊𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠. His little nubs rub at the base of his eye holes, even though he physically cannot cry. " I... I can't fart.. "

𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬, and he tries to tug and pull the sharpie out of Jean's fingers. " That's… that's MINE!! " Oaki is tossing his little body around– kicking and grunting with all his might!

He takes a big inhale and– SCREAMS!!!!!

i may be returning but not focusing so much on the LoZ rpc– oops, oops!!

" 𝐀𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭! " Oaki huffs, and continues to eat his crispy cracker. Crumbs are getting everywhere, but the little sprite doesn't care one bit. " Everyone knows babies come outta' butts! And Koroks don't come outta' butts. We come from– "

He pauses.

Where do Koroks come from? He stops eating his cracker as the realization rocks his entire reality– in his completely stationary pose. Then, the cracker is suddenly being munched again. " Anyways. You two better get pregnant fast or what's the point of being married. "

𝐎𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 and stares into the depths of the flame. " ...We gotta' burn it all down, Pop-pop. "