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demolished

Gottem!

i went to fact check this and he literally is

fuck them up philip

each episode is an exploration of how Aragorn got a different name

Includes Boromir’s travel from Gondor to Rivendell, including that moment when he had lost his horse and had to walk on foot trough the wild lands.

It’s just a cooking show run by a hobbit (any of them I doesn’t matter at all) and the general storyline is just a loose plot going on in the background to make things less boring and appeal to a larger audience

it’s just bilbo teaching the audience about various knitting patterns and you can hear faint screams and fighting in the background

Me reading this: ok but why does this poem has so many… WAIT A SECOND

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say.

It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.

this dialogue is like something out of a greek drama it’s both downright melodic and utterly incomprehensible

Letterkenny is 100% the inheritor of Shakespeare’s legacy.

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Why do you think they deserve it

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

me every time i see a child in a movie ever since i saw room (2015) dir. lenny abrahamson: who is this jacob tremblay knock off

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”