i'm going on an adventure

My brother just texted : Saw a graffiti that said “fuck AI and the five legged horse it rode in on”

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

I'm not going to lie, "He steals the lifeforce of Lindsey Graham to prolong his unnatural existence a few more months out of spite" just straight up didn't occur to me. I really didn't see that one coming.

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling