i'm going on an adventure

I have worked in scicomm for a decade, some of that at a paleontology. I would ask you to trust me that evolution is popularly mischaracterized like a kind of smart investment rather than a game of chance and circumstance and that every day I had to find ways to delicately correct guests’ misunderstandings, but you can literally just watch almost any dinosaur or prehistoric animal documentary with an ear for the language and framing around it. You could probably make a drinking game out of it but I think you might die if you took a shot every time a dinosaur documentary invoked the concept of monarchy alone.

junicorn

day 11

‘pigecorn’

it’s just the way that he says ‘you didn’t do this’ —a borderline gift of kindness— while his face is bathed in the blue light of obi wan’s saber, and ‘I will destroy you’ once the color switches to red. no wonder palpatine said his feelings for obi wan make him weak. bc he had the chance to destroy obi wan. to hit him where it would hurt and tell him it was all his fault. but he didn’t. bc his feelings draw him towards the light, towards being anakin. and anakin let obi wan free.

"Given that 99.9% of us are incapable of making a record of any description, I think it is grossly unfair that artistes who have achieved a solitary success on the hit parade are insultingly referred to as 'One-Hit Wonders'. Let me assure your readers that, had I written Kung Fu Fighting, I would spend every waking hour waving my cock around and referring to everyone I met as 'no-hit cunts'.

Author: Kevin Casewell-Jones, Gresford.