bede's sparrow

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

the thing about misandry is that it isn't real not only in the sense that women do not have structural power as a class over men but also in the sense that women to not have the class consciousness necessary to support any substantial misandrist sentiment beyond some individual women disliking some men

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Staring for two hours at a painting doesn't make you deep.

i can stare for up to 7 hours actually

everything so scary & forever .

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

person who wears pads: i prefer wearing pads person who wears tampons: how can you walk around all day wearing a wet diaper full of blood that's so gross i could never! paul mccartney: john lennon wasn’t gay because if he wanted to have sex with men he would’ve had sex with me

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.