Accidental Tim Drake Kinnie

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

myilya picks fights based off what people did in his dreams. btw

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

we romanticize demonic possession here, sir

oh the demon is IN me?? 😳😳 you don’t say 😏😏

I have graduated from law school :)

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich