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Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

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I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

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Sorry to talk about Harry Potter again but when it comes to the slave race that Rowling put in her books, she said she based the house elves off of brownies. You know, those creatures in British folklore that clean your house for you because they like doing it and are offended if you try to pay them?

Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.

If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.

There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.

Just another way you realize as an adult that these books weren’t really thought through very well.

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The heroin was there too, Rocky just didn't gaf.

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it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

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You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

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nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

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something I drew while I was battling a fever

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Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

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I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

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graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

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imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

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Stopped reading rebirth comics after Tom King’s run ended because Alfred dies and now you’re telling me Batman is broke, Wayne manor got burnt down, Damian Wayne ran his own high security prison, Jon Kent is like twenty, Dick Grayson is a billionaire, Jason Todd will be leading the new teen titans, Cassandra cain is alive again, Tim Drake was robin again and everyone lost their memories for ten years and every life from the origin, new 52 and rebirth timeline is canon? I’m going back to never touching comics again. DO NOT KNOCK AT MY FRONT DOOR

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