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crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

hey. don't cry. challah covers to cover the challah so it doesn't get embarrassed when we make a bracha on the wine first. okay?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

nasa trying to eat the moon

Operation Pac Man is a go

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

after it has been new, scary and uncomfortable, it’s going to be okay. isn’t that what we’re doing it for?

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

if youve ever had an eating disorder you should get paid 10000 dollars a day for being alive and not killing people