low quality puns

So anyways I hope Melanie Martinez goes to jail and loses her career and burns in hell and I hope that her fans defending her also burn in hell too

reblogging for commentary 

But, assuming the mother wasn’t raped, the choice to HAVE a baby and risk sacrificing their “bodily autonomy” is a choice that the mother made. YOu don’t have to have sex with someone. Cases of rape aside, it isn’t ethical to say abortion is justified. The unborn baby has rights, too. 

Boom.

Reminder that sex isn’t something that deserves a punishment (especially when that punishment will permanently change your body and life) and that believing people should have rights to their own body does not make you a murderer. This has been a PSA

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

One day, that “secret family recipe” will just be that recipe their ancestor looked up online years ago and everybody liked.

I found out one of my family’s “secret recipes” is on the back of the pudding box. Uncle Rich bakes up some lies.

While researching his book The Nordic Cookbook, chef Magnus Nilsson found that every family in Sweden has a special, unique family recipe for pickled herring passed down secretly from generation to generation. He got about 200 of these. They were all exactly the same. He traced the origin point back to a popular cookbook published in the late 1960s. I think the moral of that story is everyone’s grandma is a liar.

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

This kid!!!

this scene was amazing

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

NosobbsoodbdbPLEASE