jana

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

Um ausreichend Vitamine und Mineralstoffe aufzunehmen, ist es sehr wichtig, mindestens einmal am Tag einen Mann zu beißen.

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

Der langjährige Deutsche-Bahn-Fahrer rechnet nicht nur mit Verspätungen und Zugausfällen, sondern er nutzt sie zu seinem Vorteil

ich und die scheiss drecks kack piss hurensohn arschloch mücke neben meinem ohr

DIE VERFICKTE SAU ARSCHGEBURT FICKVIEH RANZ MÜCKE HAT MICH GESTOCHEN

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

@thefortysecondolive

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.