*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

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It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

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say no more
you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing
Anime, derived from the term 'animation', is a medium originating from the far-Eastern island nation of Australia. The first anime was Bluey, the story of a dog (a type of livestock kept in anglo culture as a housepet and sexual companion). While aimed at children, even grownups like it.
It might seem strange, but it's true -- even grownups like it.
Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid
Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals
*BANG*
(3 hours later, at Walmart)
(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)
Hmm...

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What I picture when I hear “20 year old games”
vs
Games that are actually going to be 20 years old in 2026
Just to make y’all feel even more old, here are some games that are going to be 10 years old in 2026:
BPD stands for Balljointed Porcelain Doll
i love poison omelette
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got some kick to it i tell you what
op? op. op wake up. listen to me. i have to put an annoying additon on your post now. op. you dont understand. if i dont give my quip im going to hurt myself in real life. ok?
girl they didnt die they deserted. you're getting like 3 skeletons and a whole lot of roaming bands of bandits!

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible
I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)
PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD
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