so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

awesomesauce on a nothingburger with a glass of lmaonade and a side of epic bacon. for dessert, roflwaffles.

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

she transitioned

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star

yeah, its called the sun! ha!