Party goes on random quests but there’s a little tutorial voice that tells you how to do things, and it’s slowly revealed that the tutorial is actually the villain.
"would you kindly"
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Party goes on random quests but there’s a little tutorial voice that tells you how to do things, and it’s slowly revealed that the tutorial is actually the villain.
"would you kindly"

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Inadvisable tabletop RPG jam premise #137: Game jam where each entry consists solely of paratextual discussion of the mechanics of a hypothetical or invented RPG; examples include an errata document, a developer Q&A, or a forum thread debating the correct interpretation of a particular rule.
@shoutyourporpoise replied:
I could SWEAR you’ve made this post before, or perhaps this is such a characteristically “you” concept that I already imagined a world in which you had
I don't think so, no. I did once (unintentionally) curate a game jam about writing supplements for invented or hypothetical games, the product of which you can find here, but this is a different thing.
(If anyone really wants this one to be a thing, though, feel free to toss your entry into the reblogs. I'm not going to do a proper game jam on itch.io or whatever because its UI really wants you to have cover art and a promotional blurb and such, and this doesn't feel like it warrants it!)
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[21:09] * Topic is 'Loadouts: reactor choice | hydraulics vs. pneumatics | Balance: sprocket expert cost | you have to CRANK it | RDHA general discussion'
[21:09] * Set by cennostar on Thu April 17th 1998
[21:09] <Varilyth> yea
[21:10] <Varilyth> wrenchy knows more about it then me but
[21:10] <taNDy> hey guys
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[21:10] <Sulfur> Welcome!
[21:10] <cennostar> hey tandy
[21:10] <Zalubrio> welcome!
[21:10] <sweetums|AFK> Welcome!
[21:10] <Varilyth> you can make some DISGUSTING fixes when you can ignore chirality like that
[21:11] <Varilyth> like it should be an 8 pt ability at least
[21:11] <Varilyth> hi
[21:11] * Sulfur nods sagely.
[21:13] <Sulfur> Fair enough. I might talk to my group about house-ruling it for our next run. Nobody had any fun this session. Except the wrenchman, that is.
[21:13] <wrenchy|AFK> i had so much fun
[21:13] <Varilyth> right
[21:14] * sweetums|AFK is now known as sweetums
[21:14] <Sulfur> Not you, Wrenchy.
[21:14] <wrenchy|AFK> :'-(
[21:15] <taNDy> hey guys
[21:15] <taNDy> can I ask a rules question?
[21:16] * sweetums rolls eyes
[21:16] <sweetums> oh here we go
[21:16] * cennostar slaps sweetums upside the head with a large trout!
[21:16] <cennostar> be nice!!
[21:16] <cennostar> go ahead tandy
[21:17] <cennostar> ask away
[21:17] <taNDy> thx
[21:19] <taNDy> so im a noob and have only played one session but ive been reading the rules for playing as the chief and
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[21:20] <Sulfur> Sure.
[21:20] <taNDy> and i wanted to ask what happens when the reactor goes critical *during a jump*?
[21:20] <sweetums> lol
[21:21] <taNDy> like it says I can work any system at -1 and do any repair at -5
[21:21] <taNDy> attempt* any repair
[21:22] <Sulfur> Depends on how much of a sadist the captain is.
[21:22] <taNDy> but it also says i can only repair the system im working on right now
[21:22] <sweetums> my first run ended like that
[21:23] <taNDy> so if im working the jump drive and the reactor starts playing up i have to choose between either doing the jump and stabilizing it after, or aborting and stabilizing now, right?
[21:23] <sweetums> reactor go boom-boom, need jump and go buy new core
[21:23] <sweetums> we try jump, captain rolls, captain laughs
[21:23] <sweetums> ship got folded
[21:24] <taNDy> folded??
[21:24] <Sulfur> Folded.
[21:24] <Varilyth> lmao get folded
[21:24] <Varilyth> pwned
[21:25] <Zalubrio> lol
[21:25] <Zalubrio> tandy read tha jumps chapter in tha captain's book and ull get it
[21:26] <Varilyth> or don't
[21:26] <Varilyth> and experience the game the way it was meant to be played :-)
[21:26] <taNDy> oh
[21:26] <sweetums> yea
[21:27] <Sulfur> Seconded.
[21:27] <Sulfur> Or thirded, rather.
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[21:28] <Extronaut> fffffffffffucking dial-up
[21:28] <Extronaut> Hey guys
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[21:28] <Sulfur> Hey Naut. Hey Mrs. Naut.
[21:28] <Varilyth> lmao
[21:29] <Sulfur> :(
[21:30] * Sulfur stares melancholily out of the closest viewport.
[21:30] <sweetums> melancholily isnt a word
[21:31] <Sulfur> Buy a dictionary, sweetums.
[21:31] <Zalubrio> lol
[21:31] <Zalubrio> but yea tandy
[21:32] <Zalubrio> tha good news is that if ur reactor goes critical during a jump
[21:32] <Zalubrio> ur captain is *trying* 2 TPK u already
[21:33] <Zalubrio> so ure dead newai
[21:33] <sweetums> dead n folded
[21:34] <Zalubrio> unless it was obv precrit before tha jump
[21:34] <Zalubrio> like sweetums group
[21:35] <Zalubrio> so dont worry about it
[21:35] <taNDy> oh ok
[21:36] <Zalubrio> besides u shuld have a fields engi on tha reactor n nav on jumps newai
[21:36] <Zalubrio> most important roles 4 shure
[21:37] <Varilyth> yeah forget the reactor and the jump drive, you're forgetting about the chief's most important ability
[21:37] <cennostar> lol
[21:37] <Varilyth> +3 on the best action in the game
[21:38] <Sulfur> Uh oh.
[21:38] <taNDy> ???
[21:38] <Varilyth> hand. cranking. machinery.
[21:38] * Varilyth CRANKS it!
[21:38] * sweetums CRANKS it!
[21:39] * wrenchy|AFK CRANKS it1!
[21:39] * cennostar CRANKS it!
[21:39] * Zalubrio cRANKS IT!!
[21:39] <sweetums> llmmmaaaooooooo
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