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why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

thinking about developing a social skill soon

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

*turns off my gender when people leave the room to conserve energy*

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

Was any one going to tell me about my dragon nature or did I have to undergo trials

every time i hop on here & am sharing my new sopping wet boytoy i am being vulnerable with you all. Don’t take that for granted

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

we all got that one homie who was added during the limited time collaboration event

im your lame ass mutual and you love me